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| Some Tips for wannabe shoe throwers | | In Lighter Vein | | Shoe flinging as a trend seems to have caught on around the globe. It is time for some introspection why none of those who flung shoes at men in authority managed to hit the target. Here are some tips for those planning to fling shoes:
1) Practice makes a man perfect. So all you shoe throwers who want that your target is not missed start practising atleast 90 days before the D- day. So far not even a single shoe that has been hurled has hit the target. So here is the chance to become the first one.
2) Make a list of all politicians whom you want to attack with your shoes and then shortlist them. Then among from the short listed candidates choose the lucky one.
3) Make sure your shoes are properly polished.
4) Carry a extra pair of shoes incase you miss on the first opportunity.
5) Make sure on the D-day you are sitting as close as possible to the victim. Don't test your arms by sitting too far, as your chances of hitting the target will go down.
6) Remember the press will be extensively covering the incident, so make sure you are dressed for the occasion. Who knows some TV producers who will be watching the episode on TV might sign you up for his next movie.
7) Make sure you plead guilty after the incident and tell the press you are not angry with the politician but with his party he represents. Chances are you may escape Scot free. After that plan your next assault.
8) Make sure that you don't tell about your plans to your wife or girlfriend, in all probability you may get arrested before you even launch an attack as women are not known for keeping secrets and they may spread the word about your bravery to the entire world.
9) Select a proper shoe for the event preferably one which you are fed up of using and want to get rid of it.
10) Be confident and believe in yourself and 15 mins of fame will be yours.
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